Total Medals Earned: 2,802 (From 419 different games.) Total Medal Score: 48,805 Points
Medals Earned: 11/18 (235/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Locate Lemmy!
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Enter random pirate quote here...
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Find your soul (patch)
Successfully audition the Thespian
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 3/7 (105/455 points)
Find a weapons upgrade
Find an entrance to Dracula's castle
Survive that nasty area with all the junk in it
Kill 50 zombies
Collect every treasure in the game, including the hidden ones
Defeat Dracula
Finish the whole game in under 3 minutes!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (220/220 points)
Get 5000 points.
Miss the game.
Get 10000 points.
Get 15000 points.
Reach a level 2-3
Reach a level 3-2
Get 25000 points.
Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/500 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)
Got your freedom.
Found Dave
Found Monoko
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/330 points)
Beat Room 5
Get the bad ending
Complete Expert Room 1
Complete Expert Room 2
Get the good ending
Beat Time Trial Run in under 4 minutes
Obtain all 19 grapefruits
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/320 points)
^survive more than 30s
^play all gamemodes (in a single play)
^survive more than 60s
^survive more than 90s
^survive more than 30s playing backwards mode
^grab 20 CFA in one single match playing infinity
^survive more than 60s playing night mode
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/235 points)
omg
no need to explain
remember that?
unlock it
whoa dead people
adios
Medals Earned: 1/8 (25/500 points)
Took down a regular enemy
Destroyed the spherical robot
Gunned down Electro Spectro
Destroyed the tank
Gunned down Laser Crazer
Got one hundred kills
Destroyed the war mech
Gunned down Fire Squire